Quotes about Humor
Gray hair is a blessing - ask any bald man.
— Anonymous
Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex.
— Anonymous
Families are like fudge — mostly sweet with a few nuts.
— Anonymous
A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.
— Anonymous
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
— Anonymous
I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
— Anonymous
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Egg-xercise!
— Anonymous
As the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool.
— Anonymous
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
— Anonymous
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference.
— Anonymous
Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?
— Anonymous
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
— Anonymous