Quotes about Humor
I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.
— Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to someone else.
— Will Rogers
Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love.
— William Hazlitt
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
— William Hazlitt
ìCommon sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
— William James
A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man
— Arthur Schopenhauer
How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones?
— Samuel Beckett
Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.
— Stephen Colbert
God gave us laughter, I think, as a balm to wash the wounds of our own blunders, as a splint to mend the bones we break in our rashness or vanity.
— Mark Buchanan
God: a gaseous vertebrate.
— Aldous Huxley
Lightness, jesting, and joking, can only be indulged at the expense of barrenness of soul, and the loss of the favor of God.
— Ellen White
Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.
— Mark Twain