Quotes about Humor
Sam said to me the other day, "I love you like 20 tyrannosauruses on 20 mountaintops," and this is the exact same way in which I love him.
— Anne Lamott
I love romantic comedies that are set in a world. It's not just a boy and a girl falling in love, out of love, and back in love.
— Drew Barrymore
I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me.
— Jennifer Aniston
Here's what I really love: I love a funny story that I can tag a serious line on the end of.
— Max Lucado
That boy's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the bottom.
— Bill Clinton
I have a great pic of my father and Rev. Graham laughing hysterically at some joke with George Pratt Shultz looking on back in 1972 or so.
— Ben Stein
Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.
— Kevin Hart
A study found exercise may be bad for your health. Which means I'm not fat, I'm just morbidly over-healthed.
— Stephen Colbert
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
— Stephen Colbert
I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl.
— Stephen Colbert
The Dutch do have a slightly odd sense of humour.
— Bill Bailey
Humour is...the all-consoling and...the all-excusing, grace of life.
— CS Lewis