Quotes about Humor

Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

Humour is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humour, for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.

The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously.

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in church.

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

Comedy, if it didn't save my life, certainly gave me a very different life.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you're in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you're depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension.

I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California I have to go to prison don't I? I think you only get three.

Never injure a friend, even in jest.