Quotes about Humor
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
— Oscar Wilde
There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.
— Stephen Colbert
As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Don't bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.
— Joseph Campbell
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
— Ernest Hemingway
It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
— GK Chesterton
If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.
— Frederic William Farrar
Good humor and laughter are far too wonderful not to come straight from the heart of God.
— Beth Moore
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."
— Bill Bailey
I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'
— Bill Bailey
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
— Bill Bailey
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
— Mark Twain
Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?
— Mark Twain