Quotes about Humor

I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!

Our sense of humor is a gift from God that should be controlled as well as cultivated. Clean, wholesome humor will relax tension and relieve difficult situations. Leaders can use it to displace tension with a sense of normal.

I cried for all of us. There was no end to the American sadness and the American madness. Someday we'll all start laughing and roll on the ground when we realize how funny it's been. Until then there is a lugubrious seriousness I love in all of this.

Tommy Lee Jones is hilarious. I would say, if you look at the body of his work, the character he is most like is the one in 'The Fugitive.' That's how he talks and jokes. That is the type of energy he has.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

Arguing with my wife is like this: "I came! I saw! I concurred!"

You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.

To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was tautology.