Quotes about Humor
I am an atheist, thank God!
— Anonymous
I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.
— Anonymous
Delicate humor is the crowning virtue of the saints.
— Evelyn Underhill
My husband wasn't listening when the doctor asked for "a urine, stool, and semen sample" . . . so I just told him they wanted his shorts.
— Anonymous
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
— Karl Barth
I will embarrass my kids to their core. I will threaten to show up in hot pants and a tube top. Their dad will drive me. And he'll let me and my friend Lisa get pretty drunk in the backseat, and we will come into that party and just rip it up.
— Melissa McCarthy
We grow tired of everything but turning others into ridicule, and congratulating ourselves on their defects.
— William Hazlitt
I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.
— Kevin Hart
Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.
— Kevin Hart
I think people can stand to take themselves just a little less seriously. I'm fighting the war against pretension.
— Kesha
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
— Tina Fey
Unfair suffering is never funny.
— Charles Swindoll