Quotes about Humor
People always ask me: "Why?! Oh God why?!" Mostly at the beach.
— Conan O'Brien
Being a dad is the greatest, except for assembling things.
— Conan O'Brien
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'
— Conan O'Brien
You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein Because he hates America he loves mistresses and he wears a beret. He is French people.
— Conan O'Brien
Sometimes our talent is plain old everyday people skills that have been lost in our fast-paced society—listening, compassion, a sense of humor, and a positive outlook.
— Lisa Nichols
My pappy used to say, any day you don't find a reason to laugh is like livin' two days, neither one of them worth a whit.
— Lisa Wingate
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
— Virginia Woolf
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
— Conan O'Brien
Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey.
— Bill Gates
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.
— Oscar Wilde
Lord, if you can't make me thin, then make my friends look fat," humorist Erma Bombeck once prayed.
— Philip Yancey
After a half century of ministry, F. J. Hallett claimed that in the actual work of a parish, the most successful leader is the one who possesses a keen sense of humor combined with a clear sense of God's grace.
— J. Oswald Sanders