Quotes about Humor

A club is regarded as straw, and he laughs at the sound of the lance.

so is the man who deceives his neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

Well now, if that ain't a ray of sunshine," one of the men declared.

Before you develop a conscience, torture is amusing.

I have always been a Laugher, disturbing people who are not laughers, upsetting whole audiences at theatres... I laugh, that's all. I love to laugh. Laugher to me is being alive. I have had rotten times, and I have laughed through them. Even in the midst of the very worst times I have laughed.

This was such bad writing that it was good.

There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.

I cannot choose one hundred best books because I have only written five

I never truly believed that human business was some serious thing.

Laugh and grow strong.