Quotes about Humor
Humor is man's greatest blessing.
— Mark Twain
The man that has anything bountifully laughable about him, be sure there is more in that man than you perhaps think for.
— Herman Melville
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
— Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
— Mark Twain
"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.
— Winston Churchill
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.
— Conan O'Brien
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.
— Conan O'Brien
When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.
— AA Milne
I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!
— Dolly Parton
All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a street corner or in a restaurant's revolving door.
— Albert Camus
George Burns . . . the only man I know who does fool Mother Nature.
— Ronald Reagan
I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.
— Roseanne Barr