Quotes about Humor

This, together with his hanging his coat on the floor on one side of a chair, and his vest on the floor on the other side, and piling his pants on the floor just in front of the same chair, and then contemplating the general result with superstitious awe, and finally pronouncing it "too many for him" and going to bed with his boots on, led us to fear that something he had eaten had not agreed with him.

the old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a-man's pocket, because it cut down the doctor's bill like everything.

As long as you're in your right mind don't you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot. And there

The cause of laughter in every case is simply the sudden perception of the incongruity between a concept and the real objects which have been thought through it in some relation, and laughter itself is just the expression of this incongruity.... All laughter then is occasioned by a paradox.... This, briefly stated, is the true explanation of the ludicrous.

Do you know what I like about comedy? You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun.

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew.

If you're saying farewell to your arms, what do you use to wave goodbye?

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.

Laughter is a rescue.