Quotes about Cats

If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn't come in mouse flavor?

Do cats eat bats?… Do bats eat cats?

Actually, I don't hate cats, I'm just kind of afraid of them.

Help is what they offer but gratitude is what they want, they roll around in it like cats in the catnip.

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.

Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on: 'And how do you know that you're mad?' 'To begin with,' said the Cat, 'a dog's not mad. You grant that?' 'I suppose so,' said Alice. 'Well then,' the Cat went on, 'you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.' 'I call it purring, not growling,' said Alice.

It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.

King old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always to to a good man, they say.