It beareth the name of Vanity Fair, because the town where 'tis kept is lighter than vanity.
— John Bunyan
Isn't Hollywood a dump — in the human sense of the word. A hideous town, pointed up by the insulting gardens of its rich, full of the human spirit at a new low of debasement.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Jerusalem is a very small town. And Bathsheba was a very loud woman. Maybe even Uriah knew.