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Quotes about Incompetence

If you or I fail at business, we fail. If we cheat and fail, we go to jail. But if you're rich and politically connected, your incompetence may be protected by a government bailout.
— Robert Kiyosaki
He wouldn't know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
— Oscar Wilde
America can't beat anyone anymore.
— George Clooney
When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.
— Joseph Heller
It made him proud that 29 months in the service had not blunted his genius for ineptitude.
— Joseph Heller
An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight.
— Hilaire Belloc
When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.
— Joseph Heller