Quotes about Wit
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.
— Mae West
I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.
— Mae West
Humor is man's greatest blessing.
— Mark Twain
"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.
— Winston Churchill
My politics are short and sweet, like the old woman's dance.
— Abraham Lincoln
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
— Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
— Will Rogers
There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
— Will Rogers
I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.
— Will Rogers
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
— William Hazlitt
ìCommon sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
— William James
A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man
— Arthur Schopenhauer