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Quotes about Absurdity

The corporate approach to agriculture or manufacturing or medicine or war increasingly undertakes to help at the risk of harm, sometimes of great harm. And once the risk of harm is appraised as "acceptable," the result often is absurdity: We destroy a village in order to save it; we destroy freedom in order to save it; we destroy the world in order to live in it.
— Wendell Berry
There's nothing so absurd that if you repeat it often enough, people will believe it.
— William James
There's a rule saying I have to ground anyone who's crazy ... There's a catch. Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy.
— Joseph Heller
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.
— Joseph Heller
Our lives are best understood, and our sorrows are best borne, when they are recognized as "playing" within a drama that God himself entered, in the person of his Son, so that the human drama might become, through the redemption, a divine comedy, not a cosmic tragedy or absurdity.
— George Weigel
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
— Samuel Johnson
The earth is a great piece of stupidity.
— Victor Hugo
The earth is a great piece of stupidity.
— Victor Hugo
The theoretical purpose of that grotesque absurdity is to establish a moral inversion: to make the initiation of force moral, and resistance to force immoral—and thus to obliterate the right of self-defense. The immediate practical purpose is to foster the activities of the lowest political breed: the provocateurs, who commit acts of force and place the blame on their victims.
— Ayn Rand
It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
— GK Chesterton
To be famous, in fact, one has only to kill one's landlady.
— Albert Camus
Deep down, it really is just a meaningless lyric, isn't it? [Sings] "I got soul, but I'm not a soldier". I mean, you may as well be saying "I got ham, but I'm not a hamster"
— Bill Bailey